But unfortunately, I have 18 hours of travel Ive gotta get through today. I woke up about an hour ago, 2 hours into my connecting flight from Cincinnati to Houston, and remembered how much plane travel sucks for anyone taller than 53. The good news on the flight: the flight attendant was attractive. The bad news: She shattered my elbow with the beverage cart. And the guy in front of me decided to lean all the way back in his chair, which I believe has dislocated my knee. And, of course, I... » Read more